Blades of Glory Movie Quotes

Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday. It's coming up.

Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.

Chazz: Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck.

Chazz: They carve it out of illegal whale bone.

Chazz: This is my brother. And this is my brother's new girlfriend and she is not a whore!

Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.

Chazz: I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women.

Chazz: I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot.

Chazz: I swear to god, if you cut my head off.

Chazz: I am never satisfied. It's a curse.

Chazz: It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice.

Chazz: For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.

Chazz: Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!

Hector: I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood?

Jimmy: I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!

Stranz: Remember how they used to be alive?

Chazz: I permanently call shotgun.
Jimmy: You do not get shotgun every time!

Coach: You getting a lot of satisfaction from those 15 dollar hookers?
Chazz: I am NEVER satisfied! It's a curse.

Hector: It's embarrassing stalking a has-been.

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