Quotes from the Movie "Black Sheep"


Steve: Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?


Drake: I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust.
Steve: You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go.


Old lady: Dream on, you little fart.


Mike: I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.
Steve: We didn't have any chocolate pudding.


Mike: We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!


Mike: Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.


Drake: Hold your tounge, wench.


Mike: Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, you got some kick ass shit!


Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?


Mike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! hahahahaha! I guess I was going about... 65, tops.


State Trooper: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the shoulder!


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