Quotes from the Movie "Billy Madison"

Juanita: Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too.

Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Knibb High Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.

Old Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Billy Madison: No I will not make out with you!

Lunch Lady: Have some more sloppy joes. I made em extra sloppy for yous. I know how you kids like em sloppy.
Billy Madison: Lady, you're scaring us.

Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Frank: 1974.
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.

Billy Madison: Man, I'm glad I called that guy.

Billy Madison: Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney!

Tenth Grader: Oh, gross... did you see that guys balls?
Tenth Grader: Yeah... they were weird looking.

Billy Madison: Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll.

Frank: Hey, you wanna go feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?

Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.

Clown: Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA.

Billy Madison: Where's my snack pack?
Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.

Old Lady: I'll tell you who it was, it was that damned Sasquatch .

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