Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Movie Quotes
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Ted: Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?
Ted: Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.
Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Rufus: They do get better
Football Player: San Dimas High School football rules!
Bill: I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
Ted: And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!
Bill and Ted: And we are. WYLD STALLYNS!
Ted: Ok if we were a historical general where would we go?
Bill: Water Lube.
Bill: Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on, dudes.
Bill: You ditched Napoleon.
Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas.
Deacon: He was a dick.
Bill: Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about.
Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
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