Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Movie Quotes



Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.


Ted: Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?


Ted: Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.


Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!


Rufus: They do get better


Football Player: San Dimas High School football rules!


Bill: I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
Ted: And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!
Bill and Ted: And we are. WYLD STALLYNS!


Ted: Ok if we were a historical general where would we go?
Bill: Water Lube.


Bill: Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on, dudes.


Bill: You ditched Napoleon.
Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas.
Deacon: He was a dick.


Bill: Excellent.


Ted: Excellent.


Ted: Rufus.
Bill: Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about.


Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes?


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