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Quotes from the Movie The Big LebowskiWalter: Donny, you're out of your element! Walter: Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling. Walter: Shut the fuck up Donny! Walter: Smokey, this is bowling, not 'Nam. There are rules. Walter: If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (Pulls out a gun) A world... of pain. Walter: The Chinaman is not the issue. Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish. Walter: Do you see what happens, Larry, When you fuck a stanger in the ass? (proceeds to smash a random guy's car car)This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you fuck a stanger in the ass! The Dude: Mind if I do a J? The Dude: Fuck sympathy. I don't need your fuckin sympathy. I need my fucking johnson! The Dude: What are you a fuckin' Park Ranger now? The Dude: Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
Donny: Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?
The Dude: Fuck the tournament, and fuck you, Walter.
Walter: That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
The Dude: I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. Jesus: Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Old guy with awesome mustache: Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla? Old guy with awesome mustache: 'The Dude abides'. Dunno about you, but I take comfort in those words. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals. Old guy with awesome mustache: One a those days, huh. Well, a wiser fella than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.
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