Quotes from the Movie The Big Lebowski

Walter: Donny, you're out of your element!

Walter: Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

Walter: Shut the fuck up Donny!

Walter: Smokey, this is bowling, not 'Nam. There are rules.

Walter: If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (Pulls out a gun) A world... of pain.

Walter: The Chinaman is not the issue.

Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.

Walter: Do you see what happens, Larry, When you fuck a stanger in the ass? (proceeds to smash a random guy's car car)This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you fuck a stanger in the ass!

The Dude: Mind if I do a J?

The Dude: Fuck sympathy. I don't need your fuckin sympathy. I need my fucking johnson!

The Dude: What are you a fuckin' Park Ranger now?

The Dude: Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

Donny: Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No Donny, these men are cowards.

The Dude: Fuck the tournament, and fuck you, Walter.
Walter: Fuck the tournament?

Walter: That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
The Dude: Fucking A, man.

The Dude: I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Jesus: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Old guy with awesome mustache: Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

Old guy with awesome mustache: 'The Dude abides'. Dunno about you, but I take comfort in those words. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

Old guy with awesome mustache: One a those days, huh. Well, a wiser fella than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.


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