BASEketball Movie Quotes



Coop: Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year. FUCK!


Coop: Hey pigfucker, can I call you pigfucker?
Swish: No, only my friends can call me pigfucker.


Coop: With that new liver he'll be peeing like a champ in no time!
Jenna Reed: That's kidneys, Coop.


Coop: Who's this guy?
Swish: He's my entertainment lawyer. He's helping me with my movie contract.
Coop: Now you're such a big shot you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? Fucking sellout.


Coop: If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a shitload of nickels!


Coop: What is something you really want?
Joey: Chelsea Clinton.
Coop: That's a tough order, dude.
Swish: You'd have a better shot at Bill.


Bob Costas: You're excited? Feel these nipples!


Squeak: Dammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I'm outta here!


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