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BASEketball Movie QuotesCoop: Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year. FUCK! Coop: Hey pigfucker, can I call you pigfucker? Swish: No, only my friends can call me pigfucker. Coop: With that new liver he'll be peeing like a champ in no time! Jenna Reed: That's kidneys, Coop. Coop: Who's this guy? Swish: He's my entertainment lawyer. He's helping me with my movie contract. Coop: Now you're such a big shot you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? Fucking sellout. Coop: If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a shitload of nickels! Coop: What is something you really want? Joey: Chelsea Clinton. Coop: That's a tough order, dude. Swish: You'd have a better shot at Bill. Bob Costas: You're excited? Feel these nipples! Squeak: Dammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I'm outta here!
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