As Good as it Gets Movie Quotes



Melvin Udall: What if this is as good as it gets?


Simon Bishop: Lucky for you, you're here for rock bottom, you absolute horror of a human being.


Simon Bishop: The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.


Carol: I want your life for one minute where my biggest problem is someone offering me a free convertible so I can get out of this city.


Simon Bishop: If you ever mention my son again, you will not be allowed to come in here ever again. Do you understand me? Give me some sign you understand me, you crazy fuck! Do you?


Carol: Simon, everyone has sad stories like that.
Melvin Udall: That's not true actually. Some people have happy stories. Good times, noodle salad! Just no one in this car. It's not that you had it so bad that's the problem. It's that you're pissed someone else had it so good.


Frank Sachs: If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know.
Melvin Udall: Last word freak.


Frank Sachs: I like Simon. I like him enough to batter you unrecognizable if you verbally abuse him or so much as touch his dog again. Meanwhile, I'll try and think how you can make this up to him.


Carol Connelly: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome, and then, of course, you spoke.


Melvin Udall: How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?


Simon Bishop: The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.


Melvin Udall: You're a disgrace to depression.


Melvin Udall: Just what the world needs, another actress.


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