Animal House Movie Quotes




John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Food fight!


John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!


John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: (breaks a guys guitar) Sorry.


Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!


John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Grab a brew. Don't cost nothing.


John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!


John 'Bluto' Blutarsky:: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.


Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.


Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?


Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?


Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.


D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.


(after horse drops dead)
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Holy shit!
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Holy shit!


Otter: Ah, she broke our date.
Boon: Washing her hair?
Otter: Dead mother.


Babs: That boy is a P-I-G pig.


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