Quotes from the Movie "Anchorman"

Ron Burgundy: Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting.

Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus.

Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt.

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Ron Burgundy: You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

Frank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball.

Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You're pathetic.

Ron Burgundy: Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Ron Burgundy: You're a dirty bitch, San Diego.

Ron Burgundy: Antony and Cleopatra!

Brian Fantana: Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy: Do you guys really want to know what love is?
Brick Tamland: More than anything in the world, Ron.

Veronica Corningstone: Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.

Ron Burgundy: (to his dog) You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there.

Veronica Corningstone: Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.

Public TV News Anchor: Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy.

Garth Holliday: Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you.

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit, who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

Ron Burgundy: I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.

More Random Chimp Stuff:

Reese Witherspoon Celebrity Facts

8 Basic Rules for Using a Urinal

Fargo Quotes

Super Troopers Quotes

Harold And Kumar Quotes