Analyze This Movie Quotes

Dr Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?

Dr Ben Sobel: I am redefining weird on an hourly basis.

Dr Ben Sobel: You broke my heart, Jelly, you broke my heart.

Michael Sobel: Was that really Paul Vitti?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Well, I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.

Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word NO very often do you?
Paul Vitti: I hear it all the time, usually its no-no please don't kill me.

Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fucking website?

Paul Vitti: I wasn't really gonna whack you.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul.
Paul Vitti: Okay, I was gonna whack you. But I was real conflicted about it.

Paul Vitti: I was Fredo? I don't think so.

Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill you, you understand?

Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Paul Vitti: Fucking Greeks.

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