Quotes from the Movie American Psycho

Patrick Bateman: There's a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Patrick Bateman: (Looking at a business card) Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

Patrick Bateman: You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Patrick Bateman: If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.

Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman: Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.


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