Quotes from the Movie "American Pie"
Jims Dad: We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all
Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Finch: God bless the Internet.
Coach Marshall: I don't want any of you boys thinking that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you score!
Stifler: Sherman! What the fuck are you doing here?
Stifler: I'll see you guys tonight, in the No Fucking Section, right?
Oz: Suck me beautiful.
Stifler: Vicky. Jessica. Bitches!
Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them!
Oz: All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Stifler: I dunno man, sounds like a lot of work!
Finch: I want something to drink.
Stifler's Mom: Kegs are upstairs.
Finch: That is what the cretins drink. I'm talking about liquor...the good stuff.
Stifler's Mom: I've got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
MILF Guy #2: Dude that chick's a MILF!
MILF Guy #1: What the hell is that?
MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
MILF Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!
MILF Guys: MILF, MILF, MILF!
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