Quotes from the Movie "Almost Famous"


Russell Hammond: I am a golden god! And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine, that my last words, were.... I'm on drugs!


Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god... or did I?


Russell Hammond: Your mom kinda freaked me out.


Russell Hammond: But here I am telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.


Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.


Lester Bangs: Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.


Lester Bangs: Jim Morrison is a drunken buffoon posing as a poet. Give me the Guess Who. They have the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic.


Jeff Bebe: Is it that hard to make us look cool?


Jeff Bebe: Rock 'n' roll can save the world? The chicks are great? I sound like a dick! I never said that!


Jeff Bebe: It's okay! I'm easy to forget! Just leave me behind! I'm only the fucking lead singer!


Penny Lane: We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.


Elaine Miller: Adolescence is a marketing tool.


Polexia Aphrodisia: Let's deflower the kid.


Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be out there playing rock star at age fifty, well, then, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.


William Miller: Please don't give him any more acid.


William Miller: I know you've heard this before. And I have never said this to anybody, not really--well, nobody who didn't legally have to say it back to me, but--I love you, and I'm about to go where...many men have gone before.


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