Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura has lots of one liners appropriate for many situations. Pick a quote and give it a try!
Ace Ventura: Yummy!
Ace Ventura: Alrighty, then.
Ace Ventura: Do not go in there....woooohh. (after coming out of the bathroom soaking wet)
Ace Ventura: Holy testicle Tuesday!
Ace Ventura: I just can't do it Captain! I don't have the power.
Ace Ventura: Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear.
Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor.
Ace Ventura: Gee, let me think...um... sure.
Ace Ventura: If the lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! That's why Roger Podacter was murdered! He found Captain Winky!
Ace Ventura: Good to meet someone who doesn't buckle under pressure.
Lois Einhorn: And what do you know about pressure?
Ace Ventura: Well I.... have kissed a man.
Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace.
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