Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura

Ace Ventura has lots of one liners appropriate for many situations. Pick a quote and give it a try!

Ace Ventura: Yummy!

Ace Ventura: Alrighty, then.

Ace Ventura: Do not go in there....woooohh. (after coming out of the bathroom soaking wet)

Ace Ventura: Holy testicle Tuesday!

Ace Ventura: I just can't do it Captain! I don't have the power.

Ace Ventura: Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear.

Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor.

Ace Ventura: Gee, let me think...um... sure.

Ace Ventura: If the lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! That's why Roger Podacter was murdered! He found Captain Winky!

Ace Ventura: Good to meet someone who doesn't buckle under pressure.
Lois Einhorn: And what do you know about pressure?
Ace Ventura: Well I.... have kissed a man.

Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace.

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