A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quotes

Doug: You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.

Steve: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.

Fameseeking Chick: I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads.

Steve: Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. I don't mean that metaphorically.

Doug: Wanna make out?

Doug: Why got out for a burger when you got steak at home?
Steve: Yes, we should go for lunch after this.

Barbara Butabi: Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.

Doug: Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussywhipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep.

Steve: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
Richard Grieco: Guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.

Cambi: There you are. We got scared.
Doug: Of who, we'll kick his ass.
Cambi: No, we got scared someone stole you away from us.
Doug: Oh, like some other girls would steal us away.

Doug: So, you want to dance?
Girl: We're not in the club yet.
Doug: Right.

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