A Few Good Men Movie Quotes


Col. Nathan R. Jessep: You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


Col. Nathan R. Jessep: There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning


Col. Nathan R. Jessep: Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.


Col. Nathan R. Jessep: Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy.


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: I want the Truth!


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: You're a lousy fucking softball player Jack.


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: She has no point. She often has no point. It's part of her charm.


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: So this is what a courtroom looks like.


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: He's arguing. He's making an argument.


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the liar, liar, pants-on-fire defense.


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?


Lt. Daniel Kaffee: This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.


Lt. Cdr. Jo Ann Galloway: I'm sorry I lost you your set of steak knives.


Lt. Cdr. Jo Ann Galloway: You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.


Lt. Sam Weinberg: He does think better with that bat.


Lt. Sam Weinberg: Look at this! Last night he's swimming in Jack Daniels, and now he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.


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