25th Hour Movie Quotes

Monty Brogan: Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

Monty Brogan: No. No. Fuck you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

Monty Brogan: I need you to make me ugly.

Jakob Elinsky: What do we say to him?
Frank Slaughtery: We say nothing. The guy's going to hell for seven years, what are going do wish him luck?

Frank Slaughtery: Why is it that a woman walks in a room with great tits, every other woman in the joint says that she's a slut? Why is that?
Naturelle Riviera: I have great tits. I'm not a slut.

Jakob Elinsky: I kissed her.
Frank Slaughtery: You what?
Jakob Elinsky: My student. I kissed her.
Frank Slaughtery: Who are you trying to be, R Kelly?

Agent: Sheeyat... Mr. Brogan, I do believe you're fucked. royally! Sheeyit.

Frank Slaughtery: You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop, Jake?
Jakob Elinsky: What?
Frank Slaughtery: Does this come in childrens sizes?

Nikolai: I tattooed SURVIVE on my hand the night before I went away to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.

Nikolai: This is my advice to you; When you get there figure it out who's who. Find the man nobody's protecting. A man without friends. And beat him until his eyes bleed. Let them think you are little bit crazy, but respectful, too. Respectful of the right men.

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