The Seinfeld Quiz

Test Your Knowledge of Seinfeld

Seinfeld went off the air in 1998, but I still remember it like it was yesterday. Do you?

1. George once said:
"It's not a lie if you believe it"
"Beer is for breakfast"
"Jerry, I think I might have dated your mom"
"I'm scared of pirates"
2. Kramer had this crazy idea to
Build his apartment into levels
Build a giant ball of oil
Buy cans in New York and get the deposit in Michigan
All of the Above
3. Jerry once broke up with a woman for
Smelling like fish
Having man hands
Making out with Elaine
Stealing his favorite cereal
4. George once suffered from
Swimmer's itch
Shrinkage
Hernia
A Broken Nose
5. Elaine is a horrible
Fighter
Singer
Walker
Dancer
6. The name of Kramer's cock fighting rooster was
Buster
Kraydogg
Little Jerry Seinfeld
Alezandro the Magnificient
7. Kramer once had a fake business called
Vandalay Industries
Kramerica Industries
Kramer World
Globecorp
8. George always wanted to be
An architect
An Internet millionaire
A comedian
Jerry's butler
9. Jerry once
Did a keg stand for 45 seconds
Erased the waist size of 32 and changed it to a 31
Had a threesome
Grew a goatee
10. George once delivered an elaborately planned insult. The insult was:
"With a face like that, you should be in radio!"
"Oh yeah? We'll you're an anti-dentite!"
"That dress makes you look fat!"
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
11. Kramer's first name is
Jerry
Sue
Kosmo
Chris

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